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The Trump Trial Chronicles: Odor in the Court!

This past week marked the kick-off of a landmark event in American history: the first criminal trial of a former U.S. President, Donald Trump. Held in Manhattan Criminal Court, this spectacle drew nearly 300 prospective jurors, a gaggle of media, and a significant cloud of controversy—both metaphorical and literal.

As the court set about the arduous task of selecting a jury, the man at the center of it all seemed to find the proceedings less than riveting. Trump’s naps became a noticeable theme, with observers remarking that his eyes closed and his head would dropped down. This happened at least twice.

However, it wasn’t just the sleepiness that caught the attention of those present; it was also the, shall we say, aromatic ambiance that began to permeate the courtroom. Meidas Touch reports “Donald trump is actually farting in the court and that is is very stinky around him. It is a putrid odor in the courtroom and that trumps lawyers are repulsed by the scent and smell…. as he is falling asleep he is passing gas and his lawyers are really struggling with the smell.”

Amidst this rather un-presidential scene inside, the world outside the court wasn’t devoid of drama either. The jury’s selection was almost upstaged by a bizarre and tragic incident involving a conspiracy theorist who set himself on fire outside the courthouse. This fiery display provided a stark, if unsettling, counterpoint to the internal emissions of the trial.

Trump himself has lambasted the proceedings, decrying them as “election interference” aimed at derailing his 2024 presidential aspirations. Facing 34 felony counts for allegedly falsifying business records to sway the 2016 election, his defensive strategy is as much about combating public perception as it is about legal acumen.

As we wrap up this tumultuous first week, one thing is clear: this trial is more than a legal proceeding; it’s a test of how much air (fresh or otherwise) one courtroom can hold. Stay tuned as we continue to cover the gasps, gaffes, and gases of this unprecedented event. It’s sure to be a breath of fresh… well, something.


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