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OPEC’s Impeccable Timing

In a move that has absolutely nothing to do with politics (wink, wink), OPEC has graciously decided to voluntarily cut oil production. What does this mean for us mere mortals? Well, brace yourselves for a delightful hike in gas prices, just in time to spice up the upcoming presidential election.

Now, why would OPEC do such a thing, you ask? Surely, it’s all about stabilizing the global market and has nothing to do with a fondness for the Trump family. It’s purely coincidental that higher gas prices might stir public discontent, potentially swaying voters. And let’s not dwell on the uncanny convenience of how these price hikes could benefit certain, let’s say, ‘entrepreneurial’ members of the Trump clan (nudge, nudge, Jared Kushner).

So, as we watch the gas prices soar, let’s remember to thank OPEC for their impeccable timing and not so subtle political preferences. After all, who doesn’t love a good mystery where the only clues are billions of dollars and the shadow of geopolitics? Strap in, everyone—it’s going to be a bumpy, expensive ride on the gas guzzling roller coaster of geopolitical chess and familial profit.


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